• By Hamilton Nolan
    Jun 26, 2009 4:11 PM 1,680
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    'Could [X] Have Saved Michael Jackson?'

    A real thing someone wrote: "Strength Training: Could It Have Saved MJ?" From a Demerol overdose? Not likely, crazy fitness blogger. Not even Lou Ferrigno could get Michael Jackson to lift weights! Not even Super Squats could have saved him.


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